29 Satire Headlines I Would Have Written Articles for if I Had Time (and 5 That I Did)

These made my idea list but not the light of day… Until now!

Dylan M. Austin

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Just cleaning up my “random ideas” list and thought someone out there might appreciate my personal brand of mental illness.

  1. Negligent Electricians Installed Faulty Wiring in Millions of Homes…

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Dylan M. Austin

Copy and content writer in Seattle. Sometimes satirical, sometimes sincere. Run-on mixed metaphor. Gay, autistic dog dad with ADHD (and too many plants).