TL;DR: Dylan is a highly caffeinated, endlessly prolific writer & creator in Seattle.

“You complete me.” — Ted Allen, Bravo’s Queer Eye & Chopped
I write brand copy, SEO and content marketing, personal essays, guides and lists, video scripts, bios, social media copy, satire, and press releases.
Obsessions: LGBTQIA+ community, mental health & ADHD, sobriety, veganism, media & pop culture, houseplants, dogs, and obscure deep dives.
Writing portfolio: dylanmaustin.com/writing
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