Published in The Haven·PinnedMember-onlySad American Flag Wonders if It Will Ever Fly Full-Mast“I kinda got my hopes up when we took last Wednesday off from our daily mass shootings.” — In the United States, the American flag is flown at half-staff as a sign of mourning or respect in response to the death of a national leader or in memory of a tragic event, such as a terrorist attack. The President can order flags to be flown at half-staff for…Gun Violence2 min readGun Violence2 min read
Published in The Haven·PinnedMember-onlyMad Libs ‘Oops! All Pronouns’ Edition Sparks Outrage Among ConservativesIs this the write way to get woke? — No need to insert pronouns into everything — just grab a copy of Mad Libs Oops! All Pronouns® Edition for a totally WOKE experience. That’s what Penguin Random House, publishers behind the Mad Libs series, said in their press release announcing the latest installment to the popular book franchise. One…Pronouns3 min readPronouns3 min read
Published in The Haven·PinnedMember-only6 Gun Organization Tips for Your HomeThis list is number one with a bullet. — Are you constantly picking firearms up off the floor because the kids keep missing the hamper? Is the garage full of sniper rifles leaving no room for your Precious Moments figurines? It’s already difficult keeping house, arranging after-school activities, and tip-toeing around your husband’s uncontrolled violent outbursts.Humor4 min readHumor4 min read
Published in The Haven·PinnedMember-onlyURGENT: How Do I Turn Off Autocorrect on My Ouija Board?I’m six hours into writing this and vegging for help. — Dead reader, I’m writing this from my Ouija board, and I have to say that I’m ducking frustrated. I’m trying to communicate with my séance clients on the other side and am unfortunately sending them mixed signals and insurrection information. Let’s just say that I normally don’t have this kind…Satire3 min readSatire3 min read
Published in Slackjaw·PinnedMember-onlyEvery LinkedIn PostThey said it couldn’t be done. 💪 — 🏃♂️ I ran that marathon. 📚 I published my 73rd ebook. 💰 I launched a company and we had our IPO five hours later. …Satire3 min readSatire3 min read
Published in The Haven·Jan 25Member-onlyAuthorities Link ChatGPT to String of Violent CrimesThe infamous AI company is putting the ha-ha in homicide. — In a shocking turn of events, authorities have identified the leading suspect in a string of recent murders — a cutting-edge AI company that definitely did not write any amount of this article. According to sources close to the investigation, ChatGPT, which specializes in developing advanced machine learning algorithms, may…Chatgpt3 min readChatgpt3 min read
Jan 23Member-only11 Guides for Making Life with ADHD a Little EasierTips AND tricks? In THIS economy?! — Two years ago, I received my adult ADHD diagnosis. Most conventional wisdom would discourage disclosing a condition that affects executive function, focus, and concentration in the workplace. In many cases, this may be wise, but I’ve always been vocal about opportunities to be more inclusive. I’ve learned a lot about…Adhd5 min readAdhd5 min read
Published in The Haven·May 24, 2022Member-onlyThreatflix: Tech’s Latest RebrandThe streaming giant’s aggressive password-sharing crackdown begins. — In an unhinged blog post, the streaming service formerly known as Netflix announced its latest rebrand and accompanying subscription model changes. In their latest episode of controversies, including mass layoffs and defending Dave Chappelle’s transphobic ‘comedy’ specials, the new hostile approach to password-sharing will affect all users in a way…Satire2 min readSatire2 min read
Published in UX Collective·Updated Jan 17Member-onlyIs Bionic Reading the future?“Reading that feels like the sensation of walking on a moving walkway at an airport.” — “Did you know that your brain reads faster than your eye?” That’s how bionic-reading.com greets the reader — albeit in a giant, bold font and with other lines of text in-between. Bionic Reading is vaguely similar to the effects of typoglycemia (not to be confused with Spongebob case). Simply put…Reading4 min readReading4 min read
Published in The Haven·Apr 23, 2022Member-onlyA$AP Rocky Rebrands to Mayb€ Later Rocky Following Arrest at LAX“I’m just kinda busy these days.” — Rakim Mayer, better known as performer A$AP Rocky, announced on Instagram Live today that he has rebranded to Mayb€ Later Rocky. The news comes just days after the rapper’s arrest on 4/20, following a series of public appearances with Rihanna, who is pregnant with their first child. He continued, “Man…Satire2 min readSatire2 min read
